| By samalia,
on 27-03-2007 20:01
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A girl on the train this morning was applying her makeup. She looked so ridiculous. She was breaking an unspoken code amongst women. She was letting guys in on the secret that some women need makeup to look good. Why on Gods green earth would any woman give herself up like that?
Over the weekend I had a group of girls over and we were discussing this topic. Some things are best kept secret from fathers, brothers, husbands, etc. One friend disagreed and said the facade would wear off eventually and that’s just a fact of life.
I think women should remain mysterious to their spouses at all times. Guys are simple; keeping them in the dark is not a huge, impossible feat. Allow them to believe you always smell like vanilla and spice and everything nice, always.
The guy sitting next to the girl on the train had this total look of disgust on his face. I couldn’t tell if he was her boyfriend or not, but at that moment he looked so turned off by her he could have passed for her gay best friend. He looked like a child on Christmas morning who just found out Santa Claus isn’t real and he has no presents because his father is in jail.
Men cannot handle the truth when it comes to their spouses looks. I realize that eventually everything gets old and he will ultimately find out your eyes are not grey, so my friends and I came up with the happy medium solution to give it your all for at least the first 2 years of marriage. After that, homeboys on his own. Hell just have to get over it.
So back to "show-and-tell-all" girl, she kept applying coat after coat after coat of mascara (she even switched tubes. How she still didn’t have noticeable lashes after that is beyond me.) The guy next to her turned out to be her boyfriend. The girls friend seated across the isle outed the guy by saying, "Jill, I’m sure Greg is grossed out by this." (Of course she noticed it, too, everyone on the train did. Hes not blind.) Greg puts his arm around Jills shoulders and gives her a hug, but the hug was so much more of a "Hey buddy, dont sweat it. Well make it to the playoffs next year." type of a hug that lead me to believe there are just some things best kept secret from men.
Ladies, what a man doesn’t know won’t hurt him; what you tell him will most surely kill him!
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