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The Doctrine of Blatancy
M. Yawar Baig
For those of you who haven’t caught on yet, there is a new doctrine of success. It is called the ‘Doctrine of Blatancy’. My coinage admittedly, but one that in my view defines the strategy of the New World Order.
The Doctrine of Blatancy works something like this:
First identify our (US of A) area of benefit (where can we maximize our power and wealth?)
Next look for locals who will collaborate with us to help achieve our ends. Of course there are always scraps from the table to be thrown to them. And most dogs are satisfied with that.
However there always seem to be those who are neither shocked nor awed by our firepower or ruthlessness. And between you and me, they can become quite a nuisance. So for them, we have to invoke our contingent strategy. This works as follows:
Pick something about them that is possible to twist to show up in a bad light to a western audience. If you can’t find anything, invent. What are the PR guys for anyway? Then do a publicity blitz with one sole attempt: to color them as negatively as possible. Suppress any news to the contrary and flood the eyes and ears of our people with every possible negative aspect of these people.
Case in point: what we did in Afghanistan:
Government had no money to run schools and we said, “They have closed all the schools!! They have closed the schools for women. They are oppressing women! (That one gets the maximum mileage, believe me…Women get mad that their kind is being oppressed. And their men become chivalrous and want to defend these unknown and unseen women on the other side of the globe…..never mind that ours get raped every 6 seconds.)
And of course our latest tactic: the tactic of tapes is such a brilliant one. So simple and so effective. Create tapes from Osama, Saddam, you-name-it, anyone, and then broadcast them as exclusives sent to some obscure TV channel. Conveniently worded to fuel our ongoing blitz against them, which will get the fence sitters to jump down onto our side. “After all Osama or Saddam or Whoever said it himself!!” The Word of the TV. Second only to the Word of God. Or is it??
Or this new fiend in Iraq, Moqtada Sadr; unreasonable raghead, simply refuses to believe that you can’t beat the Marines. Ask the Vietnamese, he says. OK. So that was one case. And look at how many of those died trying to do that, eh!! And what’s more, he won’t see reason, does not know the value of money and to top it all, calls himself and his rag-tag army, “Freedom Fighters”……..he ain’t read no American history. Freedom is what we fight for. Not some stupid Muslim who doesn’t know when to eat crow. So we call him “Radical Cleric”……..whoever said, “What’s in a name?” was a fool. Its all in the names. ‘Genocide’ is a name. So is ‘Ethnic cleansing’. ‘Murdering innocent civilians’ is a name. So is ‘Collateral damage’. See what I mean?? Naming is the art of bending minds to think what we want them to think.
So let’s look at our strategy. It’s brilliant and can’t fail.
Once this naming and mentioning has gone on long enough, and we have built a case, then we apply the other doctrine that our Great Leader resurrected: The Doctrine of Pre-emption. This gives us (naturally we are the ones who gave it to ourselves, remember??) the right to ‘take-out’ anyone who we consider to be a threat to our Great Nation.
See the beauty of this: Anyone who We consider (Not anyone who actually is. Nor anyone who the UN considers. The UN you said?? Man!! Come on!! Get real. The U who??)
And then of course it is merely a matter of statistics: how many troops, how many planes, how many food packets to be dropped with the bombs, how much money to be handed out to the newly compliant ones. How many people dead, you are asking?? Haven’t you heard of the term, ‘collateral damage’? Get an education, brother! When we drop Daisy Cutters, do you think we are doing it to cut the daisies? Of course someone will die. And who cares if some foreign types with turbans die? Their own kind don’t care, so why should you?
Now, the beauty of this is, that if you do this with confidence and fast (remember our corporate values: Speed, Simplicity, Self-confidence) you will come out the winner. Everyone will fall in line. Even the ones who opposed us initially. The winner is always right, remember?
What do you do with the stories of local people dying and suffering and so on, you ask?? Well, brother, who controls the media? Who owns CNN and BBC and the channels that speak the truth and tell it like it is?? And in any case who wants old news?? Want proof?? Do you see coverage about Afghanistan any more?? How many letters are you getting asking for it?? And do you think that the schools have reopened and the women are all liberated??
As I said, who cares?? Their own kind, the Great Muslim Ummah (Man!! What a joke!) itself doesn’t care. But don’t tell anyone. The GMU is a great concept to generate fear based patriotism, fast. After all we need that to get the Congress to sign off the big bucks. Who cares if it is yet another fantasy?? The reality is that all their countries are ruled by our boys. They need us to keep them in the style they have become used to. They bow in submission to us. Need proof? Well, the big boy in the country that does not even have a name of its own and is named after his family; built a palace in Costa Del Sol (Spanish Riviera) which is a replica of the White House. What more proof of our hegemony over him and of his slavery do you need? The same is true of all those countries. Their governments willingly do what we want them to do. They never criticize us. They take our prisoners (who are their own Muslim brothers…..so much for your Great Muslim Ummah!!) and torture them for us and give us the intelligence they spill out. That way we don’t spoil our human rights record and can always hold them up as violators of human rights. This world is beautiful, man!! All the years of planning and working are now paying off. Sit back and watch the fun. This is our time.
What about our boys, you ask? What about the fact that Americans can’t stand the sight of body bags? Well, let me ask you, how many body bags have we actually seen? And you know why? The Arms Inspectors. You got it? Okay let me spell it out for you. Here’s how it works: First we accuse them of having weapons of mass destruction: WMD. Then we tell them to declare those. When they don’t, we demand that they allow UN Arms Inspections. Of course they don’t find any. When there aren’t any, how can they find them? But we get a total map of what conventional weapons they do have. Tremendously useful data for the next step: our scientific bombing. So the inspections disarm them and identify what weapons they do have. We then go in and take those out and then our boys walk in singing: For he’s a jolly good fellow.
And listen to this: the world is so full of mindless sheep, that nobody thinks to question us, by what right we demand that others don’t have WMD when we have them in plenty; we invented them; we sold them the technology and the weapons; and we have the worst record of actually using them against civilian populations. Long live capitalism. Sell them WMD; accuse them of having them; destroy the government, which bought them and a great part of their country; then go in and give our boys rebuilding contracts paid for by
the resources of the same country. Can you beat that?
Stop bleating!! Natural resources don’t belong to the poor sod who happens to be born on top of them. They belong to us, who have the power to cease them and who know how to use and enjoy them. The American way of life is everyone’s dream.
Ask all these foreigner types who are ready to sell their Islamic souls for a green card. So someone’s got to pay for that, right? And we do give them a choice: sell it to us at our prices. For God’s sake, what can be fairer than that? We are asking to buy what we can have for the taking. But if they won’t sell it, then we go in, take them out and take what we need anyway. Of course we do it legally, through the new elected government, who lawfully sells it to us and is grateful for liberating the people from the previous tyranny.
Neat, eh! And in the long run, they will all be happy if only they stop fighting and supporting terrorism and evil. If they accept the fact that we have the right to rule and let us rule, they can have the American dream, right in their homes. No need to come to America for that.
Now tell me, what can be better than that, eh? Ask them that.
So that’s why I call this strategy the Doctrine of Blatancy. Be blatant, brother. As we always say in this country: if you got it, flaunt it. Let the other guy eat his heart out.
Remember, you only live once.
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